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Vipers are the single-seat superiority fighters carried and launched by Battlestars. Vipers in [[Battlestar Galactica (RDM)|the Reimagined Series]] come in two flavors: [[Viper Mk. II|Coke Classic]] and [[Viper Mk. VII|New Coke]]. No one likes New Coke, which is why the Mk. II's are EPIC WIN.

Vipers come with software programed by the [[Gaius Baltar|Colonies' Bill Gates]]. When the Colonies got [[Great Toasting of the Colonies|toasted]], the Mk. VII's were programed with [[Command Navigation Program|Windows Vista]]. This made them susceptible to being h4xx0r3d by [[Cylon Raider (RDM)|flying W's]]. As a result most Mk. VII's got trashed within minutes. Those that were left were reformatted to have a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_X decent operating system]. 

The number of Vipers ''Galactica'' had was a problem for a while until [[Helena Cain|Psycho Bitch]] showed up with a [[Pegasus (RDM)|flying Viper factory]]. Unfortunately, it was soon [[Battle of Nu Craprica|totaled]] by [[Ronald D. Moore|stupid]] [[Lee Adama|assholes]] who were too busy [[Hard Six|rubbing a hard six]].

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