Viper (TOS)
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Vipers are fighters that are cooler than X-Wings and don't need no stinkin' R2 unit! However, they do need a toilet, since they usually stay in space for a long time. And the pilot uniforms look to good to stain or wear adult diapers under.
They also hiss and spit fiery venom, which explodes around Cylon Raiders. The Viper's main competition is the Viper Mk. II, which everyone know is TEH SEKS. The Viper Mk. VII, while not as sexy as the Mk. II, is still a looker. Piloting a Viper is guaranteed to get you laid, especially by space hookers.
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