The Last Supper
From Wiki Frakr
Yeah, we all saw the picture... some of us griped about it... some of us find it to be a Cylon trick...
But there are certain people who have taken speculation to a whole different level... Actually, while they were all pretty much on the same page, they were in a completely different book. (In fact, we think it might be some whack-off rag... who knows.)
For those of you who need to find out what the frak is going on, here are some links that will clarify things for ya. From left to right:
- Laura Roslin: Just as she said, not radical enough to warrant any attention... Note the misspelling of the "e". We think it may be intentional. Maybe that absent letter is the Final Cylon?
- Natalie: Has the same rack as Number Six. She's talking about a buyout. Probably referring to Microsucks attempt to buy out Yafool!. Because it's not like Wikia would buy out a shitty little site like Battlestar Wiki.
- Saul Tigh: Can't see the problem.
- Lee Adama: Got a screener. Yeah, so did everyone else associated with the BSG online media. Boo-fuggin-hoo.
- Gaius Baltar: Thinks he's not being appreciated... Apparently filling Tracey Anne with "God's love" doesn't cut it.
- Number Six: Has photos that prove that Gaius Baltar collaborated with Wikia.
- Kara Thrace: Would join the Battlestar Wiki, but it "appears" that those fuckers have an anti-female bias.
- Samuel Anders: Likes smelling Thrace's hair. Must be that algae shampoo.
- Galen Tyrol: Will cut those Wikipedia people... with his knife... multiple times... like he does to his muffin eater in "The Ties That Bind". Oops? Did we reveal a spoiler?
- Sharon Agathon: Is worried that people will spread lies about her in her article.
- Karl Agathon: Won't let 'em spread those pesky lies. He'll cut off their oxygen. Whomever "they" are.
- William Adama: Agrees with Joe that the deletion of the Battlestar Wiki article on Wikipedia seems to be the best exit strategy.
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