Samuel Anders

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"Wild-Eyed" Anders in a jock smock.

Samuel T. Anders is Kara Thrace's Frakboy/frak-bot. He played for the Caprica Buccaneers on Caprica before the planet got NUKED by the sexy Cylons.

Sam was born on Picon and had a rather bizarre childhood, mostly due to his severe S/M tendencies, which got him into a lot of bother at school and ostrasized him from his fellow classmates. He was, however, a huge success with the teachers, as you see Sam has never aged and looked like a hunky male from a very young age.

With muscles clearly larger than his balls, Sam's main role is as Starbuck's whipping boy but as previously established, he quite likes this. During the opening episode of Season 4, Sam's RED EYE was activated. Commonly thought to be a Cylon's means of identifying friend from foe, this is in fact a personal beeper system known only to him and Starbuck. She beeps, he comes a-running, and lots of frakking commences.

Samuel is a member of the Final Four but as of yet has show know signs of being a kick-ass Cylon. During a mutiny aboard the Shit Ship, Sam shot Lt. Gay-duh causing the loss of his leg and the subsequent musical episode BATTLESTAR SCHOOL MUSICAL.

C-BUCS RULE![1]

In "Sometimes A Great Notion" it is revealed that in his former life on Earth, Samuel Anders was one of those preppie fraks who plays Bob Dylan to impress girls.

Sam has recently been elevated to badassery on Adama's and Rummy's level, having survived a bullet wound to the head. Sadly, his badassery was short-lived, since he's now a frakking vegetable, thanks to Cottle's first surgery cock-up.

Notes

  1. Oddly the only people who use this catch phrase are Cylons.


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