Resurrection ship

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The Resurrection Ship is the place where all Cylons go when they die... except there's no Angels or fire or anything like that. Only lots of naked bodies doing their best Terry Schiavo impersonation and maybe a goo bath. Basically the ship is Obama's way of giving the Cylons a bailout. Only a certain Number Three who happens to look like a certain "Warrior Princess" keeps cashing in on getting a free body everytime she feels like it, thus making her the equivalant of GM, Leeman Bros., and Ford.

Eventually Space Moses 2.0 and Admiral Psycho Lesbian decide to alleviate all their pent up energies by taking out one of these ships which happened to look like a massive knife with serrated edges. The attack succeeds but unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) the good Admiral buys the farm after her former lover turned Cylon spy decides to giver her a new hole to breathe out of. Well you know what they say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn."

After they lost the Huge Knifey Looking Ship with all the naked people, the Cylons decided that attacking with reckless abandon was not the best course of action so they resorted to Hit and Run strikes which actually managed to kill way more pilots that their fun suicide charges.

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