Felix Gay-duh
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Felix Gay-duh (short for "Felix is, like, gay, duh!") is a Galactica IT help desk operator who later becomes Fraktardo's bitch, aiding him in the construction of a blinky machine, snow-cone maker, and becomes a presidential aide when Fraktardo becomes el presidente.
He also sports a tiger tattoo on his chest. For whatever reason he chose to do that is anyone's guess.
In his spare time he used to hit on marines.
However his "happy" days aboard the Galactica may be over due to certain events in Season 4 (e.g. taking a bullet to his long Thomas and the twins.) Jumping on board with the pirate theme, Peg-Dick Gaeta has taken up singing olde sea-shanties in his spare time. Fans can expect him to form a band with Rummy any day now.
Just don't expect him to dance.
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Etymology
Gay-duh's name comes from the combination of 2 elements. "Gay", to represent his sexuality and "Duh", to represent his stupidity.
Gay-
After returning from his ill-fated sewage ship beer-run, he hooked up with "Ho-sheee" one of the male CIC officers from Pegasus (Explaining the first part of his name "Gay-").
(Technically he is bi, but the name Bi-Duh was decided against).
-Duh
The "-duh" represents his tendency to fail or avoid noticing things staring him in the face, frequently until Baltar (or a Cylon) points it out.
After a Cylon agent planted a shiny white device in the middle of the CIC, he failed to even wonder what it was.
On Nu Craprica he managed to hook up with an Eight. Supplying her with a list of people to "save". Unfortunately the Eight's definition of "Save" seemed to involve returning to the Cylon god. The other Cylons knew it, even Baltar knew it.
He allowed an Eight (interestingly his old GF from Nu Craprica) to murder 4 other people (1 was technically another Cylon Model Eight), while remaining completely unaware. All while sitting in a space smaller than 60's era VW Van.
Social Skills
Like most IT professionals, Gay-Duh is without any social skills whatsoever, being a victim of Asperger's Syndrome. He should not work a suicide hotline (This is why he's on DRADIS Duty and not communication).
He is also a player and plays both sides. But he always fraks up. He is not a cool selfish man like Baltar, he is just a whiny bastard. And he is neither as good-looking like the usual-two-sides-player-Lee, nor such an optimist. Gay-Duh is just a pain in the ass. He even couldn't do a coup d'etat with a bunch of followers and half the fleet's support.
Memorable Quotes
- DRADIS contact!!!!!
- Set condition one throughout the ship.
- It's a frakkin' FACT!!!
- So I suppose a pity frak is out of the question?
