Poison Cup

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Time for a little dirt-nap.
Time for a little dirt-nap.

The Poison Cup is what Cylons give to their wives who sleep with other Cylons and betray the New Caprica Resistance. It's a good alternative when there isn't an airlock or launch tube handy. Or a gun, which does the job (albeit a messy job, but still).

The cup is usually metal, so that it creates a distinctive clank when it hits the ground. For that extra bit of drama when you kill a person you (stupidly) love.

It is widely believed that the cup contains Vimto which for unknown reasons is toxic to adulteresses and adulterers alike. In deleted scenes the cup clearly displays the Vimto logo and Pupple Ronnie in a Viper suit but the producers thought any product placement that wouldn't bring in Coca Cola money just wasn't worth it and thus the footage was removed and the logo disappeared.

The additives in the Vimto are believed to be unharmful to the faithful but can cause side affects including but not limited to:

  • A Glowing Spine
  • Super Strength
  • Spirituality
  • Militant Athiesm
  • Arrogance
  • Obesity
  • Sudden Hair Growth around the Upper Lip.