Whinynation
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| "Whinynation" An episode of the Re-imagined Series | ||
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| Episode No. | Season 3, Episode 1 (discuss) | |
| Writer(s) | Ronald D. Moore | |
| Story by | ||
| Director | Sergio Mimica-Gezzan | |
| Special guest(s) | Lucy Lawless as Number Three | |
| Production No. | 301 | |
| Nielsen Rating | 1.8 drunken Klingons | |
| US airdate |  2006-10-06
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| UK airdate |  2007-01-09
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| DVD release | {{{dvd}}} | |
| Population | {{{viewers}}} Million People Still Watching | |
| Extended Info | Season 3.0 Premiere | |
| Episode Chronology | ||
| Previous | Next | |
| Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance | Whinynation | Precipice |
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| Official Summary | ||
| R&D Skit – View | ||
| Podcast Transcript – View | ||
| Dull analysis and bland recap available on Battlestar Wiki | ||
| Online Purchasing | ||
| Available at iTunes – [{{{itunes}}} Purchase] | ||
Contents |
Overview
- After four months on being on Cylon-occupied Nu Craprica, a whiny bunch of frakers want to go home now. And they don't care who they have to hurt to get their way, turning the place into a glorified Iraq.[1] The Cylons, on the other hand, have the bright idea of taking out and smacking the little brats on their asses. To make matters worse, a whining bastard goes emo and blows up a graduation ceremony because no one understands him. In the Fleet, the Adamas eat nuts: Lee eats them by the handful, while William rips them right off Lee and tells him to "do his yob".
Summary
Notes
Analysis
- From his visually-confirmed body mass index, and given Anastasia Dualla's health, we can logically assume that Fat Lee was never on top.
Questions
- Did the Cavil that received a good frakking from Ellen Tigh die and get resurrected? He seemed to have problems breathing there...
- Does Cavil kiss and tell?
- Where/How did the Nu Crapricans obtain steak?
Official Statements
Noteworthy Dialogue
- During a meeting about the insurgency:
- First Cavil: Let's review why we're here, shall we? We're supposed to bring the word of "God" to the people, right?
- Second Cavil: To save humanity from damnation by bringing the love of "God" to these poor benighted people.
- Caprica-Six: We're here because the majority of the Cylon felt the slaughter of mankind had been a mistake.
- Boomer: We're here to find a new way to live in peace, as God wants us to live!
- Second Cavil: And it's been a fun ride, so far. But I want to clarify our objectives. If we're bringing the word of "God," then it follows we should employ any means necessary to so, any means.
- First Cavil: Yes. Fear is a key article of faith, as I understand it. So, perhaps it's time to instill a little more fear into the people's hearts and minds. Crank up the rack, stoke up the bonfires, and let's get down to it!
- Later in that same meeting:
- Caprica-Six: The entire point of coming here was to start a new way of life, to push past the conflict that separated us from humans for so long.
- Cavil: And what has it gotten us? It's not like they welcomed us with, with... Oh, frak it, never mind. You're all living in a fantasy world. Consider the irony in that! (laughing) Delusional machines! What's the universe gonna come up with next? Windows Vista?
Guest Stars
A lotta frakkin people who we hope got paid.
References
- ↑ The country the US should've invaded was Iran. That's with an "N". This is why it's important to spell properly folks... It sucks to get yourself into the glorified latrine that's the Middle East; it's worse if you wade in that open septic field because George W. Bush couldn't tell the difference between a "Q" and an "N".
