Whinynation

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Whinynation
"Whinynation"
An episode of the Re-imagined Series
Episode No. Season 3, Episode 1 (discuss)
Writer(s) Ronald D. Moore
Story by
Director Sergio Mimica-Gezzan
Special guest(s) Lucy Lawless as Number Three
Production No. 301
Nielsen Rating 1.8 drunken Klingons
US airdate USA 2006-10-06
UK airdate UK 2007-01-09
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Population {{{viewers}}} Million People Still Watching
Extended Info Season 3.0 Premiere
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Contents

Overview

After four months on being on Cylon-occupied Nu Craprica, a whiny bunch of frakers want to go home now. And they don't care who they have to hurt to get their way, turning the place into a glorified Iraq.[1] The Cylons, on the other hand, have the bright idea of taking out and smacking the little brats on their asses. To make matters worse, a whining bastard goes emo and blows up a graduation ceremony because no one understands him. In the Fleet, the Adamas eat nuts: Lee eats them by the handful, while William rips them right off Lee and tells him to "do his yob".

Summary

Notes

Analysis

  • From his visually-confirmed body mass index, and given Anastasia Dualla's health, we can logically assume that Fat Lee was never on top.

Questions

  • Did the Cavil that received a good frakking from Ellen Tigh die and get resurrected? He seemed to have problems breathing there...
  • Does Cavil kiss and tell?
  • Where/How did the Nu Crapricans obtain steak?

Official Statements

Noteworthy Dialogue

  • During a meeting about the insurgency:
First Cavil: Let's review why we're here, shall we? We're supposed to bring the word of "God" to the people, right?
Second Cavil: To save humanity from damnation by bringing the love of "God" to these poor benighted people.
Caprica-Six: We're here because the majority of the Cylon felt the slaughter of mankind had been a mistake.
Boomer: We're here to find a new way to live in peace, as God wants us to live!
Second Cavil: And it's been a fun ride, so far. But I want to clarify our objectives. If we're bringing the word of "God," then it follows we should employ any means necessary to so, any means.
First Cavil: Yes. Fear is a key article of faith, as I understand it. So, perhaps it's time to instill a little more fear into the people's hearts and minds. Crank up the rack, stoke up the bonfires, and let's get down to it!
  • Later in that same meeting:
Caprica-Six: The entire point of coming here was to start a new way of life, to push past the conflict that separated us from humans for so long.
Cavil: And what has it gotten us? It's not like they welcomed us with, with... Oh, frak it, never mind. You're all living in a fantasy world. Consider the irony in that! (laughing) Delusional machines! What's the universe gonna come up with next? Windows Vista?

Guest Stars

A lotta frakkin people who we hope got paid.

References