Number Four
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Number Four played doctor at the Farm with several of the female survivors on old Caprica after the Great Toasting of the Colonies. He is best known as Simon to his Cylon buddies and cohorts.
As the doctor to the Cylon nation, he is knowledgable in the treatment of venereal diseases acquired by each model. The most common illnesses include Number One's Tighomoniasis (see Ellen Tigh), Number Eight's Helopes (see Karl Agathon), Number Three's Sixphillis (see Number Six) which she recieved from Baltar's fun stick (see Baltar's schlong). While assuming his medical duties on old Caprica he hacked through dense undergrowth of Kara Thrace and found her "K" spot.
Number Four also lost out to the business end of a Centurion's blaster when he sided with Number One during the great Cylon Civil War. Sadly, he did not seem to get resurrected since nobody has seen him in an episode since.
He must have been hiding in the closet since the big frakkin series finale, where he was supposed to slice and dice Hera, to do something good for the good old Cavil. (Un)Fortunately he couldn't finish his job, becouse the schizophremic Number Eight, who wasn't healed from her mental disease, stabbed him in the neck. Poor fella.
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