Nu Craprica Center for Pain and Torture
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The Nu Craprica Center for Pain and Torture ... well, what does it sound like it is, frakwit?!? An all-expense paid resort?
Letter found by Laura Roslin while incarcerated
To whom it may concern,
It has been 80 days since the Cylons threw me into this stinking cell. I was just sitting outside my tent, smoking a little herb, when I suddenly noticed an NCP raid on a bar across the way. Hanging slightly back from his men was the lieutenant ... he actually had his mask off, and he looked young and unsure.
Things were turning rough in the bar, and gunfire was breaking out before the fool broke from his trance and moved to contain his men. I saw at least 7 bodies on the ground. The people they hauled out after that were covered in blood and screaming. I turned to leave and one of the traitor pigs grabbed me and threw me down.
I ended up here. No one will tell me why they're holding me; they've denied me any rights at all. My wife and daughter probably think I'm dead. I'm lucky they bring me food, apparently.
This place is Hell, or the gate to Hell. I hear moans and screams all around me. One poor bastard just keeps moaning "Ellen!" over and over. I feel bad for him, but would really like him to shut the frak up so I can try to sleep. The only Ellen I ever knew was a ho for sho anyway.
Excerpt of captured records
DETAIN SUBJECT "LAURA ROSLIN" INDEFINITELY. FORMER POLITICAL LEADER - TEACHER OF THE YOUNG - KNOWN WEED SMOKER.
OH GODS
Let me out. Please let me out. I didn't do anything! I don't know why I'm here. Please! Not the chair again! Even with the hot blonde, I can't take it.
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