Nicolas Tyrol

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Nicolas Tyrol is the former half cylon turned to be bastard child of Mrs.CallyCabbageBreath Tyrol and a "Hot Dog."

A Brief Summary of Now Near Irrelevant Events

Nicky was concieved prior to New Caprica and was initially believed to be the demon seed of one Galen Tyrol and the afformentioned Cally Tyrol nee Henderson. In a cruel twist of fate Galen was "switched on" by Lord of Kobol Bob Dylan, his Cylon nature thus revealed to the world. Following these dramatic events Nicky's mother in a fit of whinniness that had at this point became her trademark attempted to kill both her self and Little Nicky only for Tory to turbocylonslap her and flush her out an airlock saving young Niclolas in the process.

The Great RetCon

After the tragic death of his mother Nicky fell victim to The Great RetCon, an event that rendered Tyrols entire relationship with Cally null and void and restored all the Hybrid power in the universe on to the suitably creepy shoulders of Hera Agathon.

Nicky's Future

Well with a HotDog for a Daddy it is safe to assume that all that awaits Nicky is a youth troubled by Daddy issues and childhood obesity as he will be forced to consume his bio-Daddy due to severe allergies to Algae (the Fleets only other food source.)

Poor Chief.... the baby even looked like him!