Leoben Conoy

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Leoben Conoy, also known as "Number Two", is an eye-patched Cylon who works closely with Dr Evil in completing his evil plans. When he's not busy hollowing out a secret volcano lair, acquiring laser-beamed sharks or getting his head caved in by an extreme badass, he's a religious fruitcake with an unhealthy obssession for Starfrak. He can see patterns related to her, sees her destiny, blah blah blah. People pretty much stopped listening to him after he put Starfrak in one of the twenty Dollhouses on Nu Craprica. He pops up later when Starfrak is looking for Earth aboard a shitty excuse for a ship, claiming that because a geriatric robot dude started a war the Cylons and humans should have an alliance, or something. We're not really sure why he's in that episode either. After he helps the humans out when a bitchy little asshole takes over with an equally as bitchy asshole, Leoben ends up settling on New Earth to have lots of babies that look mysteriously like hot Asians. Because we all know Two plus Six equals Eight.

Quotes

- All I want is for you to see the truth of your existence...and my awesome abs.

- I look at you, I don't see Kara Thrace - I see my next restraining order.

- I WANT PASSAGE OUT OF HERE! ON A SAFE TRANSPORT SHIP! WITH A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF TWINKIES!