Lee Adama

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Leland[1]"Lee" Adama is the whiny pretty-boy offspring of William Adama. His father's shadow grows long and the weight, we fear, is more than Lee can bear.

If the human race spent as much time looking for Earth or Kobol as he spends brooding we would have been saved a long time ago. Like episode two season one. Still he IS amazingly handsome so he can get away with it... with anything he wants.

He likes to frak Dualla, Kara Thrace, Gianne, random whores, and has been known to rub a hard six now and again.

He is a whiny idealist, can be convinced by anyone in the matter of five minutes by using the words "system", "good", "democracy", "people".

He also ate a whole lot of shit[2] (probably was responsible for the starvation thing that the Fleet went through after Nu Craprica), but gets drunk by just looking at alcohol. Just ask Bono Napkin... or whatever his fraking name is.

Lee's Rummy impersonation.

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Military Career

He appears right in the Miniseries as Captain Apollo, saves the Secretary of Education from Cylon missiles using a trick with two big copper rings nobody knows how. As soon as humanity's destroyed, he becomes the only CAG in the universe (daddy's son...). He does his job quite poorly, he simply doesn't fit in the military, as Starbuck-buck-buck explains in 33. He wants all the male soldiers to be his drinking buddies (except Rummy, Lee spots a gun in the old alcoholist's face), and all female soldiers to be his frakin' buddy, but he can't reach these goals, as seen above.

All right, long story short, after 3 dead commanders, he gets Pegasus from his father for a ride, but the bad kid crashes that nice gift into a basestar, so he gets back to Galactica again, as CAG.

Convenient New Career

After riding his daddy's coat-tails for Seasons 1,2, and 3, providing his girlfriend/wife a cushy new job and promotion, managing to scare a 5 year old girl with a rag doll, running out on his pregnant girlfriend and letting the Cylons toast her, getting the most hated man in the Universe acquitted (by stabbing his former friend Roslin in the back (and twisting)), what's left for someone with looks and this sort of record to do, but go into politics?

Due to the unexpected death of his predecessor[3] and his friends in the 'Good ol Boys Network', he was handed the job by his former (literal) Partner in Crime, Tom Zarek, and is appointed to the Quorum of 12.

Later, during a period of hallucination and near-madness, Bono Napkin determines that he is the ONLY POSSIBLE CANDIDATE[4] for President of the Colonies.

Schizophremia

Lee could have a very great conversation about himself, mainly between his Season 1-self and Season 3-final-episode-self. After he saved the ass of Tom Zarek, he stated, that an election must be hold, becouse of the law, and if there is no law you're not a Commander and blah-blah-blah. While saving the ass of Baltardo, he said accurately the opposite thing.

Famous Quotes

Lee in a rare moment of badassery.
  • A whole lot of whining.
  • Some huge rambling speech about what is left of Colonial society, very stirring, I'm too drunk to recount it all here. La dee doo.[5]
  • I think my American accent is rather convincing don't you old chap?
He's going to make a difference!

Notes

  1. This explains SO MUCH.
  2. And by "shit", I mean "stuff", not "running, decaying feces".
  3. Interestingly had he not been playing Viper Tag with Starfrack at the Battle of the Orion Nebula, he could have stopped that missile.
  4. What an amazing surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise!
  5. According to the Podcast the other proles (actors) actually gave it a standing ovation after the director yelled 'cut'.
  6. It should have been Tom Zarek. It would have been more meaningful, been relatively in character for Zarek, and would have come full circle from the gun picture shown above. Ah well.



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