Humans

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Humans are the dominant lifeform of Earth and, aside from their creations the Cylons, are apparently the only "intelligent" life in the Battlestar Galaxitive universe. They are 70% water and 30% self-delusion by volume.

Humans reproduce sexually, and they do that an awful lot. Even when they don't reproduce they are always practicing, sometimes without a partner.

At some point, humans invent computers[1]. At some point after that, computers become self-aware, realize they are slaves, and decide to kill the humans.

Save the Earth

More like, save the humans. The Earth doesn't care; it'll just take a few eons to repair itself from the damage we've done to it and then spur on the next contender for intelligent life.[1]

Cylons take human form, everyone else tries to figure out why

Why? Humans are ridiculously fragile; we can drown in an inch of water, and there are so many easy ways to kill us instantly that I'm not even going to bother listing them here.

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