Karl Agathon
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Karl "Helo" Agathon is the bastard lucky enough to shag a Number Eight, although he believes her to be Galen Tyrol's piece of ass, not her "sister".
Actually, to be honest, luck is the wrong word to use. Since he was set up by Eight's friends on the "blind date" to make some human-Cylon love children. Which only makes it worse.
Sadly, he is a pansy. They should have let this guy die on Caprica like they originally planned.
Was there anything worse than watching him slog around on "Cylon occupied 1960s Caprica" for most of the first season? Dude! You're sleeping with the enemy. Literally. WAKE UP!
Helo is particularly dense, initially, in comprehending why most of the other Colonials want to him to dump (then demolish and shove into an airlock) his formerly-pregnant robot girlfriend. He gets better, later showing that, rather than killing off his wife, he'd be happy to send a handful of infected Cylons to their eternal rest rather than let the Fleet commanders return the genocidal favor to the Cylons.
Way to go, Helo. Your membership to PeTA, Greenpeace, and Amnesty Universal are in the mail. Thanks a lot for being a goody little two shoes. We're waiting for "bad(ass)" Helo to show up, by the way.
His name
His name is Karl, but no one uses it. Even the robot he's frakking doesn't.
- "Oh yeah, call me Helo, baby. Ungh!"
(There is one exception: Starbuck calls him Karl once in Lay Down Your Burdens Part 1, on the surface of the toasted planet) (all right!! I rewatched the whole series, and I found that Starbuck (twice), Lee (once), and even Sharon (!!!!!) calls him Karl, so don't lie in this encyclopedia, you fraktards!!!!)
