Helena Cain
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Helena Cain (known to most as "psycho bitch"). She is the ill-tempered, hypocritical, toaster-banging admiral of the Beast. She is a fan of mid-afternoon snacks, harassing new officers, and doing her best to be on the receiving end of the Adama Glare. She did well at frakking up everything and everyone, at least until she got the receiving end of Gina's buckshot.
Crimes. Brought to you in part by Helena Cain's Vagina.
List of Crimes.
- The killing of her XO the first chance she could. Not like he wasn't trying to stop her from going on a suicide mission that caused the death half her crew and over a quarter of her pilots. She did it because he was a man!!!!
- Being a bad lover. Torturing the lovely Gina. Why would you torture one of the hottest women in the universe just because she's a Cylon? Oh she betrayed you?! Then be like Roslin and give her the Jammer Treatment!
Lesbians. Sponsored by Quiznos. Mmmm ... toasty.
List of Cain's lovers:
Ok, she might not have gone all the way with the last two, but the vibe was there.
