Great Toasting of the Colonies

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The Great Toastin' occured when the Cylons decided it was time to bitch-slap their creators for treating them bad. It happened maybe a while after a Number Six pulled her whole "are you alive" deal and blew up the ship where delegates were supposed to meet. Then again maybe not what with the whole show fraking with the time line and such.

During the course of The Great Toastin', then President Adar went all wussy and offered a complete surrender to the Cylons. Not seeing the joys of human frakking at the time, the Cylons ignored the pleas and bombed the hell out of the Picon shipyard Adar was at. During this time, Pegasus decided to go on a coffee run and made a blind jump. The Cylons were likely pissed off since they were not able to make another ship explode.

All twelve of the colonies were likely fragged though we never get to see this. Though it is still hard to imagine there are twelve habitable planets in one star system.

On Caprica, Helo and Sharon are about to high tail it out of there when an angry mob appears. Not wanting to take all of the unwashed masses, Helo and Sharon take all the brats in the group along. Low and behold we get to see Boxey now and he is a useless person this time around. Now with their hearts somewhat softened, Helo and Sharon have a lottery with fabulous prizes for the remainder of the mob. Five lucky civilians get their numbers picked and their asses saved. Baltar almost condemns a little old lady to be left behind but wusses out. Helo, upon seeing Baltar and remembering the stories about Baltar's schlong, gives his seat up on the Raptor for said schlong. As the Raptor takes off, some fraktard jumps on the wing to go paragliding. Helo, being the buzz kill he is, shoots him down.

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