Galactica vs. Pegasus

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This article is about the standoff between the Galactica and Pegasus. What the frak were you thinkin'?

Begining

Soon after admiral Helena Cain appears with the amazing, huge, well-armed and well-equipped Pegasus, problames occur. The psycho bitch feels that she knows everything about military and interrogations, so she sends her official toaster fraker to get some useful information from Sharon Agathon by entering deeply in her silica pathways. Fortunately Karl Agathon and Galen Tyrol hears the story from some drunk Pegasus non-comissioned officers, and they manage to kill the guy.

Action Stations

Afther the murder, Adama dare to think big: calls his pilots, to beat the crap out of the psycho bitch. But he don't authorize to fire the weapons, so a big air show begins, where the fighters of the two battlestars fly around each other. The standoff ends, when Kara Thrace appears with the arrow of Apoll... frack, not this time... by the way, she brings something useful, so both ships stand down.

Finale

Adama and Cain meet on Colonial One, and plan an attack on the Resurrection Ship. The admiral and the commander first want to assassinate each other, but after the victory, they changes their mines. Fortunately, Cain dies, and doesn't sentence anyone to death again.