Fat Lee
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- For the whiny angst-ridden still-living son of William Adama, see Lee Adama.
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| Human Name | |
| Age | {{{age}}} |
| Colony | Caprica |
| Birth Name | Lee Adama |
| Callsign | Fat Lee |
| Nickname | {{{nickname}}} |
| Introduced | Occupation |
| Death | Collaborators (by body building) |
| Parents | Caroline Adama (mother, likely deceased), William Adama (father) |
| Siblings | Zak Adama † |
| Children | 1 unborn child with Gianne (presumed deceased) |
| Marital Status | Married to Anastasia Dualla |
| Role | Commander, battlestar Pegasus |
| Rank | Commander |
| Portrayed by | Jamie Bamber in fat suit. |
| Fat Lee is a Cylon | |
| Fat Lee is a Final Five Cylon | |
| Fat Lee is a Human/Cylon Hybrid | |
| Fat Lee is an Original Series Cylon | |
Lee "Fat Lee" Adama (born Sometime, The Great Leap Forward (BSG) in Galley, Battlestar Pegasus) is an American television character and Internet forum poster, a perpetual thorn in the side of the Sci-Fi Channel's Battlestar Galactica Internet forum moderators.
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Early life
Fat Lee was born during the increasingly infamous "Great Leap Forward" that occurred between seasons two and three of Sci-Fi Channel's Re-imagined Battlestar Galactica. Jilted by Kara Thrace, unhappy with his rebound marriage to Anastasia Dualla, and further depressed by his father's (William Adama) blossoming relationship with Laura Roslin, Fat Lee discovered the galley aboard Pegasus one night. There, Lee Adama indulged in the surplus of pies from the celebration of the recent settlement of New Caprica, and "Fat Lee" was born. Lee's weight gain and subsequent transormation into Fat Lee is believed to be the result of his relationship with Dualla, a known FEEDER. Dee's inistence on him eating vast amounts of high calorie foods for her sexual pleasure and the loss of his daily exercise with Starbuck caused his "fluffy" frame.
Career
Despite his increased mass, Fat Lee continued to serve the Twelve Colonies admirably throughout the brief peace on New Caprica, being instrumental in the exodus of the survivors of the Cylon occupation. Pegasus suffered irreparable damage in the battle, and Fat Lee was forced to abandon ship, and eventually his rank of Commander. Heated discussions during planning for the rescue of New Caprica led Fat Lee to the realization that, however much he loved pies, he loved his washboard abs more, and so he returned to Galactica as Major and CAG, where he was shortly reunited with his abdominal muscles after a brief training montage.
The Pielon Menace
During the above, Fat Lee made continued forays into the Pegasus galley, eventually uncovering a sinister plot by the "Pielons": a race of anthropomorphic baked goods seeking to take over humanity via the ancient phrase "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach". Fat Lee attempted to spur the Colonial military into action, but the occupation of New Caprica soon took precedence over what the rest of the Colonial leadership viewed as "freaky midnight snack dreams, dude".
The Quiet
...Was a horrible movie. It needed saying.
Trivia
- Married Veronica Mars after her cancellation in 2007. They "get" each other.
- Reunited with Mars after copying Zach Braff's strategy from the end of The Last Kiss.
- Big on pop culture.
- Favorite pie is Boston Creme.
- Big on irony.
- Big on most amusement park rides. ::sadface::
- Just BIG in general.
- Prefers "fluffy" as a description for his weight.
- Is currently involved in a lawsuit with comic Gabriel Iglesias over use of the term "fluffy".
