Fantastic Four
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The Fantastic Four are four Cylons revealed in "Crossroads, Part II" with special superpowers.
For one, they can hear the same music. Too bad that they can't change it, because Bob Dylan sucks. So does Jimi Hendrix.[1]
They became aware of their Cylon superpowers upon approaching a cosmic nebula. Which is like an ominous storm cloud that they reach on their way to Earth, headquarters of Quiznos.[2]
Super powers
- Saul "Rummy" Tigh has the ability to stretch his alcohol reserves to the limit.
- Galen Tyrol is the "Thing"... at least in bed.
- Samuel Anders is the "Human Torch", a born athlete who is able to turn on various women, including Kara Thrace and the Invisible Woman. Hot stuff comin' through!
- Tory Foster is the Invisible Woman.[3]
- None of them suffer from alcoholism - they enjoy it.[4]
Notes
- ↑ Thank God we have Hinder, Panic at the Disco!, Ashlee Simpson and Nickelback. "May I have "21st Century Talent" for 100 please, Alex?"
- ↑ Mmm... toasty.
- ↑ Hey, she was practically invisible up to the point where Billy Keikeya gets himself all shot up. Frakking idiot. The love quadrangle in Season Three is all your fault, motherfrakker. At least in Star Trek's third season, we got such fine episodes as "Spock's Brain"... in BSG, we get "Hero" -- which is far worse. At least "Spock's Brain" was fun to watch and didn't anally fornicate with continuity!
- ↑ It's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution!
