Ellen Tigh

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Does this drink taste funny, or is it just me?

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WHORE

She loves Cylon schlong, and is experienced in "the twist" and "the swirl". ¡Aye carumba!

CYLON

Apparently. What the hell? I mean we believe it, but a Cylon that Baltar hasn't fracked? Really?

Not only is she a Cylon, she created the technology for Cylons to live forever and even created certain models. This may explain why Cylons are TOTAL SLUTS.

To her credit

She frakked Cylons to save Rummy's life. Still didn't save her from the Poison Cup.

She also caused Rummy to do a lot of stupid shit while a mustache-less commander was in a coma. It's a shame that crazy guy on the rust bucket didn't shoot her. Everyone would have been happier.

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