Shit Ship

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CLEAR THE BRIDGE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!!!

The Shit Ship (also known as the Demetrius) processes shit[1] for the Fleet. Looking like the lovechild of a submarine and a locomotive, it is rated for a test depth of over 500 feet and armed with torpedoes, cruise missles, a spare Viper or two, a Raptor, and large tanks full of sewage.

It was also chosen to make a desperate attempt to find Earth.

All of the crew chosen for the mission are in a bad mood all the time, probably because the ship itself smells like a bum's sweaty asshole on a summer's day.

IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!

Notes

  1. ↑ And by "shit", I mean "runny, decaying feces", not "stuff".



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