Craprica

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For the planet in the Regurgitated Series, see Caprica.
The Cylons (and Georgie Lucas!) are told to "Fuck Off" by Crapricans! (The message is to the immedate right of the middle-most Raider.)
The Cylons (and Georgie Lucas!) are told to "Fuck Off" by Crapricans! (The message is to the immedate right of the middle-most Raider.)

Craprica is the planet where Adama came from.

Since the Cylons blasted it all to shit, there are cinders, hills where survivors climbed down from, and a crappy backdrop where Adama made his speech. Oh, and some trees were harmed by the Cylons as well... unless they were simply sprayed with tar, which is what it looked like.

Which begs the question of whether or not the Cylons had yet to drop the feathers?

Cylons interrupt a game of checkers. Hey! Stay within your square! Motherfrakkah!
Cylons interrupt a game of checkers. Hey! Stay within your square! Motherfrakkah!

Oh, and it had cool pyramids and a checkerboard! Apparently, they played chess or checkers. And lets just talk about that shrub that spelled "PEACE"! Absolutely stunning shrubbery! Su-per!

And... the Craprican Power and Light people were apparently so bored that, on a portion of Craprica, they told the Cylons to "fuck off". With lights! Talk about a planet-sized Lite-Brite! Wow-wee!

Let's also mention that, by the end of the "Original" Series, everything in the Colonies was made on Craprica. In fact, at the end of the series, it seemed like none of the other Colonies existed! And perhaps that's for the best!

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