Cally Henderson
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Despite being absolutely and unarguably the most beautiful woman in the world -- certainly the most callipygean -- nobody actually pays any attention to Cally. However, insiders know that she's actually a wild party girl; she just wanted to be a dentist for the nitrous.
What this flower of feminine loveliness is doing with a clod like Tyrol has yet to be explained. Perhaps he has a schlong to rival that of Gaius Baltar, or perhaps she just likes to be beaten to shit and have her jaw wired shut.
Actually, come to think of it, she's a feisty and violent frak. She bites a man's ear off, goes Jack Ruby on Sharon Valerii, and convinces Adama to go to war with Helena Cain, psycho-bitch. And, sometimes, her S&M play with the Chief can get rough enough that her jaw is so broken she can't say the safe word. Also smells like boiled cabbage.
After getting in the way of Tory Foster's quest to serially nookify all the recurring characters, however, a catfight broke out in the launch tube and she was turned into everyone's favorite frozen treat: Popsi-Cally.
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