Cally Henderson
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Despite being absolutely and unarguably the most beautiful woman in the world -- certainly the most callipygean -- nobody actually pays any attention to Cally. However, insiders know that she's actually a wild party girl; she just wanted to be a dentist for the nitrous.
What this flower of feminine loveliness is doing with a clod like Tyrol has yet to be explained. Perhaps he has a schlong to rival that of Gaius Baltar, or perhaps she just likes to be beaten to shit and have her jaw wired shut.
Actually, come to think of it, she's a feisty and violent frak. She bites a man's ear off, goes Jack Ruby on Sharon Valerii, and convinces Adama to go to war with Helena Cain, psycho-bitch. And, sometimes, her S&M play with the Chief can get rough enough that her jaw is so broken she can't say the safe word. Also smells like boiled cabbage and frak'd a hotdog.
After getting in the way of Tory Foster's quest to serially nookify all the recurring characters, however, a catfight broke out in the launch tube and she was turned into everyone's favorite frozen treat: Popsi-Cally.
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