Battle of the Colony
From Wiki Frakr
The Battle of the Colony was a schlong comparing contest between a crotchety frak and a former Admiral to determine once and for all who was the biggest badass in the galaxy...after all, it was the last episode.
Shit blew up. Hybrid Anders mindfrakked some hybrids. Boomer and Racetrack bit the dust. Mitochondrial Eve was rescued. Fraktard and Caprica-Six saw people who weren't there (they probably toked up beforehand). Some other Cylons who never got many lines got killed. Tyrol had to choke a bitch.
Adama won.