Battle of Nu Craprica

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The Battle of Nu Craprica occurs when the Colonials realize that they seriously fraked fucked up in following Fraktardo's election promise to settle a barely habitable, not-so-sunny paradise called Nu Craprica.

Of course, as a result of Baltar's nuke (which was pretty much a MacGuffin for most of season uno and half of season deux) going off, the Cylons were able to find the planet, and, in a show of love and appeasement for the Great Toasting of the Colonies, enslave the population. Because that's what you do when you wish to pity humanity.

The only thing that the Colonials get from the planet, aside from a good and needed ass whooping reality check (and a reduction of the surplus population), is some head.

Oh, and there was this kickass scene where Galactica drops in on the planet, launches her Vipers (ssssss!) and blows shit up. That's always cool.

Fills in the time when you're spent and when you need to reload after experiencing "the twist".

Sadly, it was also the resting place of the Beast, because some retard thought that sacrificing the bigger, cooler ship for the older, less attractive one was a good idea. And whole bunch of other people died, but nobody cared about them.