Battle of Cimtar

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The Battle of Cimtar is basically the Great Toasting of the Colonies, except it was really stupid. Seriously, practically everyone on those ships shouldn't not have needed the wisdom of Admiral Ackbar (space Moses' teacher) to tell them they were headed into a trap.

Then again they should have never trusted Count Moldybutt in the first place, because he managed to get the chrome toasters to talk after a thousand years or whatever the hell they were called of war. Even then, space Moses was telling people it was a trap.

However, nobody paid attention to space Moses' warning so they got their asses kicked by lame flying saucers while the double stacked saucers blew the shit out of their planets. Space Moses was like "ZOMG! We need to get back there!" and left a bunch of people behind (he rescued them later because a bunch were good drinking buddies).

And then the flying alligator saved some people who ran away and found a casino planet.

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