Baltar's Hair
From Wiki Frakr
Baltar's hair, otherwise known as Hairus baltarus is an entity unto itself, not unlike the Sexy Treason Stubble. It has been known to excrete a pheromone that has the ability to attract Cylon skin jobs like bees to a rugged and sexy flower. It's length and styling varies in direct proportion to the bearer's emotional state. Various strains include:
- the Narcissistic Celebrity Slick
- the Guilt Overcome Tousle
- the Crazy Fracktard Tangle
- the Presidential Muss
- the Soul Stealing Prophet Cut.
- and, of course, the classic Just Been Frakked look.
It has also been known to consume small mammals and it subsists on the hopes and dreams of what's left of humanity. In it's free time it likes to crush said hopes and dreams and it is known to be incredibly lucky. It transmits it's luck to the bearer in times of crisis much to every else's chagrin.
