B00bz

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Uncovered b00bz are conspicuously absent from Battlestar Galactica. This might be due to Lexx patenting the use of b00bz in science fiction, thanks to Xenia Seeberg (bless her--you can etch glass with hers!).

Notable b00bz in Battlestar Galactica

  • Laura Roslin: She starts the Miniseries by grabbing one of her own, but out of misery of dying from cancer, not for tweaking, sadly.
  • Caprica-Six: This woman has provided more b00bz per capita thanks in part to her virtual self and thousands of sisters. Praise the Lords of Kobol.
  • Kara Thrace: Haven't seen them yet? Just wait...when she's drunk and feeling randy, you will.
  • Margaret Edmondson: There was confirmation in The Woman King that thar be curves under that flight suit, thank the gods.
  • Sharon Valerii: She and her sisters are cuties and all, but why would the Cylons design a somewhat boobieless girl? (No wonder she acts all psycho sometimes.)
  • D'Anna Biers (a.k.a. Number Three). Well, she looks an awful lot like some warrior chick on some Earthly world that most definitely carried the goods. Confirmation of said goods-carrying occurred years before she was robofied and out of the leather.
  • Tory Foster: Oh, my gods. After looking at her, it's no wonder why Samuel Anders had a short mourning period over Kara Thrace. She's government, man! Have her brief us and debug us!
  • Helena Cain (a.k.a. Psycho Bitch): Quite possibly the evilest b00bz one will come across. Spent alot of time playing with Gina's B00bz before going psycho on her.
  • Tracey Anne ... "Tracey Anne will be here to take care of ... anything you need. And we mean that. Anything."