Anastasia Dualla

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Breathe life back into me, baby.
Breathe life back into me, baby.

Anastasia Dualla is HOT HOT HOT. She also has amazingly beautiful eyes[1]. She is also a tease and been involved in 2 different Love Triangles and at one time she was married to Lee Adama, before she realized she married to a whiny moron who would sacrifice everything in order to defend Gaius Frakin' Baltar in court in order to prove a point.

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Biography

Dualla has the distinction of being the cause of the very first "Do Your Job" speech, made by Saul "Rummy" Tigh after she fails to notice that the Olympic Carrier could not make its jump. Its subsequent destruction has resulted in further chronic whining from a certain whiny pretty-boy.

She was present on the Astral Queen while Lee used Tom Zarek to do his favourite Clint Eastwood impression, therefore Dualla was most likely under the impression that Lee acted like a man more often than once every other season or so.

Although she dated Billy Keikeya for a while, she refused his proposal for marriage (poor Billy, only 25,000-odd men left in the galaxy and she still turned you down.) He ended up dying from acute lead poisoning anyway. After Billy Keikeya was killed saving her skinny ass, she moved on and failed to shed a single tear and before his body was even cold hooked up with Lee Adama.

Dualla conspired with two other Cylons to rig an election, but Baltar won anyway and she ended up getting stuck on the Beast on lighthouse watch with her fat husband. Eventually she married Apollo and managed to get a promotion out of it, becoming the XO of Pegasus .

There is sufficient evidence to suggest that Dee is in fact a FEEDER, as evidenced by the fact that Lee rapidly gains weight upon marrying her. The general consensus is that this is simply how she gets her rocks off. Fair enough, we don't judge here[1]. Varying sources suggest that Lee just wasn't getting the exercise he did with Starbuck.

The Battle of New Craprica

Dualla tries to convince her husband to cut and run, leaving everyone except 1500-odd survivors stranded on new Craprica. No wonder; once her Fraktard husband joins the battle and crashes his ship into the Toaster fleet, she has no other options besides going back to being Galactica's receptionist.

After the Second Exodus

Despite being from Sagittaron, Michael Robert failed to include her in his Sagittaron Ethnic Cleansing Program and fortunately[1], she survived.


She got the house


Notes


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